Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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