She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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