Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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