awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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