did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Randomize
