The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Randomize
