Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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