question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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