I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I'm both gender and math confused
Randomize
