He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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