i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Im part way to drunk.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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