we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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