my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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