yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
We talked him into tasing himself.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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