Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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