she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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