On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
