Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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