If that was your dad, he is hot
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
They have beer where we have blood.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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