But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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