i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
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