Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
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