i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
Randomize
