Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Randomize
