im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
