Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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