We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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