i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
That reminds me...we need to get swords
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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