come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
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