so that wasnt chicken after all
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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