Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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