Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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