office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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