I want to make a zoo with you.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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