hotel room ftw
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
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