But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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