I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
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