This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
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