Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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