I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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