google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
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