Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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