Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I will be naked everywhere
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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