I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Randomize
