HIV tests are more positive than that guy
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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