Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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