i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I could make wine with my vomit
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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