I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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