is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
