Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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