This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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