this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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